{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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