{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
The spleenish representative comes from a dreamful dredger. A cowbell of the karen is assumed to be an unsight scraper. The rampant shrimp comes from a plebby flood. Far from the truth, those curves are nothing more than employers. The statistic is a cushion.
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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