{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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Robert Van Arsdale Norris was an American mining engineer and consultant.
"}{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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