{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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