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Alf Gough was an Australian rules footballer who played with South Melbourne in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
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The GAA Hurling All-Ireland Minor Championship is an annual inter-county hurling competition organised by the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA). It is the highest inter-county hurling competition for male players under the age of 17 in Ireland and has been contested every year - except for a three-year absence during the Emergency - since 1928.
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